Quite frankly, a few of those are going to happen. People shoot each other over ...

rm_-rf_slash · on March 16, 2020

Surprised there haven’t been any parking lot murders over toilet paper yet.

forkexec · on March 16, 2020

There's only 2^8 days until Black Friday, where people can get back to murdering each other for cheap TVs.

forkexec · on March 16, 2020

Poe's law entered the chat

I'm not worried about a hypothetical, I'm worried more about the lack of a sense of humor. I just hope stress kills more humorless people who take everything way too literally.