I've done that a few times, and always felt anxiety before hitting "submit". So ...

B1FF_PSUVM · on Jan 10, 2020

Devs could allow a "this software is too good for us" issue, keep it unresolved and see how many would pile on ...

(A really cheeky issue tracker could have this built in as issue 0.)

katbyte · on Jan 11, 2020

Ignored and silent closed is not the same as negatively commented on and closed.

Thank you issues while clutter would be my favourite off topic issue to close.