While I agree that currying favor with upperclassmen with performance art that pranks all but ingratiator and the ingratiated is a common strategy of whelps, I do find that this example of providing social security numbers has gone too far: it is one thing to rig the water fountain to dispense beer, and quite another to invite identity theft of the entire student body. Only we may do that and only for the purpose of parking violation fine recovery, for which outstanding unpaid balances exceeding $1mm USD exist on certain accounts.