I certainly find most of the Perl I write to be pleasing and stylish!
"troll" - def: a troll is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community
Considering your account was created just seconds before you left your comment then i can claim at least this to be true :)
Metaprogramming in Perl? True metaprogramming?
Yep. While it is generally easier todo in Ruby I find that you often hit limitations sooner than with Perl.