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umvi on Oct 11, 2019 | parent | context | favorite | on: Tim Cook’s Company-Wide Email on Hkmap.live Doesn’...

If I were Tim Cook, I'd have said: "Sure, we'll comply with your demands" and then I would have immediately mobilized a covert engineering task force to push out an urgent bug fix that rigs every Apple device in the entirety of China to turn into a Winnie the Pooh brick on Xi's birthday

unfunco on Oct 11, 2019 [–]

And that's why you'll never be CEO of Apple.

SmellyGeekBoy on Oct 11, 2019 | [–]

Or anything, for that matter.

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