Ok, I've got to ask: is there anything red wine won't do? Maybe scientists should start investigating it for use as an alternative to fossil-fuels as well? ;)
I propose an addition to all scientific testing. In addition to the control you also have an 'alternate' which is red wine. It would seemingly solve a lot of scientific research and may lead to untold leaps forward in technology. Or we could end up with millions of drunken scientists clogging the data pathways by texting their ex's and drunk-facebook stalking.