yea the choice of genre could have been better. i wouldn't mind rap or polka or christian rock (that is, a christian rock song about programming,) or even classical
Exactly. It's basically Joan Baez singing about Lisp like a folk song about, say, a mother's dying wish for her baby.
At times like this I calm myself by remembering a record review that said "This album was so bad I had to play the New York Dolls for two hours to clean the sludge out of my stereo".