If you were running a call center of stoned teenagers
People only call centers staffed by stoned teenagers because they have to - they have an immediate problem they want help solving. Or they receive unwanted and unsolicited calls from them. Nobody is going to pay $10/month to receive a daily call from a stoned teenager who mispronounces their name.
I worked in one of those call centers, albeit not stoned, so I'm speaking from experience. Stoned teenagers are more than qualified to spend 30 seconds on the phone with you every day and tell you you're awesome. The quality control where I worked was quite good, especially with pronunciation issues. Calling a paying customer to tell them they're awesome is far, far, far less demanding than what we did where I worked.
People only call centers staffed by stoned teenagers because they have to - they have an immediate problem they want help solving. Or they receive unwanted and unsolicited calls from them. Nobody is going to pay $10/month to receive a daily call from a stoned teenager who mispronounces their name.