I know you’re trolling, but in case you’re not…

I’ve never had meaningful interactions over FB. It’s just recipes in GIF form, distant relatives Liking product pages in exchange for discounts or sweepstakes entries, and political bullshit.

My friends and I keep in touch like we always have. We call and visit and do things together. SMS works just fine for group communication.

Wow, then I guess I'm pretty special. Friends seem to reach out and contact me directly even though I don't use Facebook.

I will admit though, I'm very sad that I have never been invited to a lularoe party.