In other news, Mr Kitty the cat took a poo in his favorite litter box, exiling 7 grains of sand from their family in the process who remained in the litter box, many now clinging to feces.
When Mr. Kitty was asked for comment, he hid under the bed.
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P.S. Don't they normally reserve crunchnotes for this sort of irrelevant petty bullshit?