If only I could write as well as the screenplay for Dave Barry's "Big Trouble".

Find an author without a story. Interesting things + ability to write = great story! Doesn't matter if it comes from one or two people.

And I would guess that the next four years will be a popular market for legal stories of corruption (from people of all political affiliation).

My friend is a professional ghostwriter, if you ever consider a book seriously. Sounds like an interesting read.

I'd help you write. Or at least edit. :)