In defense of the code: It disgusts you. I find it very pleasant to read. That means it is not disgusting.
I wouldn't ordinarily want to make this personal. But you, who cannot be bothered with grammar, punctuation, or the shift key, want to make a statement about this code. You must understand it is a personal statement more about yourself than the code you are looking at.
Here is someone who does something you admit you cannot do, and you say don't do that! Don't do the things I cannot do! What a missed opportunity! If I see someone do something I cannot do I say how do you do that? Why do you do that?
I wouldn't ordinarily want to make this personal. But you, who cannot be bothered with grammar, punctuation, or the shift key, want to make a statement about this code. You must understand it is a personal statement more about yourself than the code you are looking at.
Here is someone who does something you admit you cannot do, and you say don't do that! Don't do the things I cannot do! What a missed opportunity! If I see someone do something I cannot do I say how do you do that? Why do you do that?