Dear google, maybe if your data collecting hadn't gotten so incredibly out of hand, this wouldn't be an issue. But people are starting to see how little control they have over their information, and they are beginning to freak. the-fuck. out. Now, you have to reign it in.

Before, being a giant global company meant only mean more customers and more places to hide your profits. But now, there are global consequences too.

So don't try to make us feel bad about your regulatory issues. We have our shit to worry about.