As a pescetarian, I find meat alternatives weird. Tofu is good. Seitan is good. Eggs are good, etc. etc. etc.

I've never wanted a "something that approximates meat", I want good plant-based food, not a processed frozen puck in a box.

Similarly, I eat fish, but I'd never want to eat a "fish stick" - ick. That's where I categorize these meat alternatives.