I'm the same way. Recently after a lot of painful effort, at a healthy weight after a lifetime of overweight/obesity, but at what cost to my mental health?
It tends to be a tradition for me to be oncall over at least one of the winter holidays, this year I (again) get to preside over a vendor vs vendor showdown where the only loser is our hardware!
I don't think you read the linked article. Yes, there have been several "USS Recruits" at various bases which have hosted Navy boot camps over the years. One is in San Diego at Liberty Station, a mixed-use development which used to be Naval Training Center San Diego and is now anchored by a Stone brewpub.
Source: I served in San Diego in the reserves, did detachments there while on active duty, quaffed quite a few pints at said Stone brewpub, and have walked around the "ship."