Pretty close

https://www.epic.com/epic/archive/april-fools/epic-to-merge-...

I'd add on that a tools ecosystem integrated with git/hub over other options has also made git adoption a more natural fit for those who are less about tools and more about a particular outcome, which also spanned git usage (or git as a background vcs) beyond just software developers.

I think you meant Adobe Air?

You’re totally right! My mistake

About as feasible as Mother Earth getting sick of "my cat" or "my dog" tweets and shaking things up as a response.

GitHub Enterprise has been supporting LFS since 2.2 (current latest is 2.3.3) in a technical preview mode. See here: https://enterprise.github.com/releases/2.2.0/notes