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That's amusing - I initially read this as "Judge denies Harry Potter's plea to throw out all-in-one printer lockdown lawsuit."


I used one of those in the past and it was a great subject of interest in my interviews.

They thought I hacked Github or something. Good time :)


Did you just fill the entire thing, or did you display scrolling ascii art?

Woth crons in github actions I’ve been thinking you could create an entire movie, especially with a random generator à la Progress Quest.


From someone who's curious, why would the concept of "checks and balances" appear juvenile? Do you find it represents an ideal without possible application in the real world? Genuinely interested in hearing the why behind your statement.


In theory there is something called 'chain of custody' with criminal evidence. That is the check. But in reality, if the chain of custody is messed up, the judge will use 'good faith' to still allow the evidence. So 'chain of custody' exists to placate those that have never been through the system as a make believe check to make them complacent. Go search a case database for 'chain of custody' and 'good faith' and realize chain of custody has been made optional by the judges bench because 'good faith'.


Not my comment, but I would say its because the checks and balances on people in power are also performed by people in power so many times its just a bit of theatre. Like when you see the police do something absolutely brutally and clear as day a breach of duty and violating someone's rights that should have them not only fired and barred from ever again serving in law enforcement but also put in jail; yet are 'cleared of all wrong-doing' by the police system of checks and balances.


> Not my comment, but I would say its because the checks and balances on people in power are also performed by people in power so many times its just a bit of theatre.

This is at best naive.

People in power, when not already aligned into some faction or cartel tend to be adversarial with each other. People in power like keeping theirs, but also taking others'. Thus, they are also on guard about others taking their power.

When the checks and balances fail, it's usually because someone screwed up and tinkered with things they did not really understand, undermining these mechanisms. The 17th amendment comes to mind.

Even if you were right, the answer to insufficient safeguards isn't "fewer safeguards".

> Like when you see the police do something absolutely brutally and clear as day a breach of duty and violating someone's rights that should have them not only fired and barred from ever again serving in law enforcement but also put in jail; yet are 'cleared of all wrong-doing' by the police system of checks and balances.

Two things come to mind. First, nothing you've described herewithin is even remotely a "checks and balances" system. Second, the problem with the police is that everyone erroneously believes that they want to keep the police only that the police should do what they do to some other group than that they're currently abusing.

The police do not actually accomplish any objectives that anyone (non-homicidal-psychopaths) want. If your bike or car is stolen, they don't retrieve your property... they tell you to fuck off and go have insurance handle it. If you're mugged or raped or killed, they don't catch your assailant except by accident (and likely will bungle that prosecution anyway). If you're still being attacked, they're unlikely to rescue you, don't even have a duty to do so. And god help anyone who comes to their attention when they're in a bad mood.

You already live in a world where the police that you want to exist in your idealistic daydreams do not exist. Neither in whole nor in part. And you survive (more or less) just fine. We could get rid of the abusive police (that's all of them), and nothing would get worse for you.

Most people don't want that though. They imagine doomsday scenarios where chaos would instantly erupt.


> We could get rid of the abusive police (that's all of them), and nothing would get worse for you.

How do you suppose that rule of law will continue to exist without some mechanism against the rule- and law-breakers? Do any historical examples exist of this working sustainably over the long run?


> How do you suppose that rule of law will continue to exist without some mechanism against the rule- and law-breakers?

Because there's no mechanism that does that now. I'm not saying I like the current outcome exactly... but if that's the floor you're willing to accept for these, we could get exactly the same thing without the current police departments and nothing to replace them.

Imagine any hypothetical scenario you like where you might (unfortunately) have to interact with them. Some sensational crime occurs, and you're unlucky enough to be front and center. How does that play out? How does it play out if you stop using television shows to guide the narrative... how does it play out if you start using the anecdotes journalism you read?

I've yet to come up with a single one of those where things are improved for me, or any of the other non-criminals by the police showing up.


Sweet summer child. To truly "get it" you have to unlearn the years of systemic and structural conditioning from the capital class before I'd even dream of going into the nuances of vanguardism. Your struggle with False Consciousness is totally relatable but can only be overcome with the warm guidance of Lenin. Come brother, it's totally not a cult.


This but unironically.


Irony is a Western frivolity. You balkanize the movement by questioning my integrity? Comrade, you will be dealt with.


I mean, leninism isn't the best idea, since he was pretty into the whole "killing people is great if it collectivizes faster" which I don't think is acceptable.


Basically yes. It's only useful in the idealistic universe of grade school political science. In actual politics, collusion, careerism, bribery, etc. will persist. A different set of official rules is only a different starting point for the same inevitable behavior. Furthermore, in America's case, the ultimate check will always be the check the capitalists are writing to the politicians.


> In actual politics, collusion, careerism, bribery, etc. will persist.

Hence the whole idea behind checks and balances, i.e. "ambition must be made to counteract ambition". The founders were well aware that any system of government that depends on an unbroken chain of decent people is bound to fail, and fail much sooner rather than later.

By decentralizing power and slicing and dicing it into many layers and segments (local vs. state vs. federal, executive vs. judicial vs. legislative), the damage done by collusion, careerism, bribery, etc. will be more limited and easier to be balanced out by the other forces in government.

Systems must be designed so that individuals trending towards fulfilling their own incentives nevertheless generate positive outcomes for the system as a whole. American government does a pretty good job at that. So does capitalism as a whole; as Adam Smith put it, "it is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker, that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest".


link works for me


This is the type of website I would want to show up in marginalia


Okay I was hoping someone else was going to chime in but even with the influx of Reddit users, the rest of HN isn't that juvenile so I'll do it.

https://selfesteem.zip

410 - https://yourdad.zip

411 - https://yourpenis.zip

413 - https://mypenis.zip

413 - https://yourmom.zip Formally https://yourmother.zip https://yourmum.zip for the British and also http://yomama.zip

417 - https://yourlife.zip

418 - https://yourcoffee.zip

https://yourdick.zip

https://yourwife.zip

https://yoursister.zip/

https://chatgpt3.zip/

mirrored from: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/13pzxea/ht... because who knows if that'll be around in a couple of months.


Wow, I never knew HN downvotes could make a comment near impossible to read.


Yeah.

The negative feedback is curbing my responses.

Almost like I am a neural-net (wet one), and I am receiving RLHF (downvoted), which is modifying my internal network weights on future responses.


"Frying of the nuts" has been in the changelog quite some time.


Can you share where you got that number from? Is it in one of their recent keynotes ?

thanks


Yeah, I googled it, maybe the source isn't reliable, sorry.


I heard closer to 600K in sales. But I do think, regardless of the actual number, Apple doesn't plan to sell millions of theses. At least not this iteration of the device. Which is something I've seen parroted quiet a bit.


What a cool language!


Only on HN do I expect a formalization of loneliness. I'm not complaining.


>> ... one definition of loneliness is the difference between the amount (and depth) of social connection desired and the amount obtained.

> Only on HN do I expect a formalization of loneliness. I'm not complaining.

I'm inclined to see this as a model, not a definition nor formalization. For me, the definition would be rooted in a subjective experience and would also include considerable formalization.

I don't do this lightly, but I think ChatGPT 4.0's comparison is quite lucid: "... formalization is more about defining and structuring the components or rules of a system or concept, while a model is about representing that system or concept in a simpler or more understandable way."

I enjoy this kind of pedantry. I don't see you complaining. :)


I would never want to dilute HackerNews comments but on the Internet you really have no idea how you impact people. Thanks for making me smile, have a good day :)


Do we have an ISO number yet?


I did some research, and yes: ISO 35776597. Except that's the deprecated base 10 number. With so many standards now, everyone prefers base 36: ISO LATED.


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