or use the cone of silence

The skin might be dirty, so cutting a knife through it will slightly contaminate the insides

And thats a good thing? It wont kill you, but your immune system will be busy and trained.

Wikipedia mentions that immunity to any particular strain of norovirus lasts for 6 to 24 months.

computer says no

It would be cool seeing non programmers using it to automate their tasks, maybe using a scratch like language.

My ears tire when hearing foreign languages spoken, it feels like my ears keep automatically trying to discern each word as if I might understand them.

Stapedius-mediated phonemic saturation is almost unheard of by most people.

I prefer self checkout.

Yeah, that will make it much less awkward that nobody showed up on my final hour.

Since we're posting skits, I'll post this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk

I find lisp horrible for procedural code but fine for functional code for some reason.

in the supermarket aisle?

I’ll never be able to get the image out of my mind from when I was about 12 or so, in the toy isle with a friend who rode his bike to the store with me… I had a toy limousine in my hand and I caught sight of a puddle on the ground which lead to my friend who was still peeing directly into his black spandex shorts. It’s bizarre how clear those details are after literally decades.

back of someone's pickup truck. and when i mean someone i mean random truck parked in a way to make it viable

The Sky Crawlers,